Who Does That Happen To???

So I was on lunch break the other day and noticed that my inspection sticker was about to expire…So after getting my lunch to go, I head over to the Inspection Station.

While waiting in line…I was looking at my car in the mirror in front of me and it looked like everything was ok.

I drive up to the DMV guy, hand my license, registration, and insurance card to him and head into the waiting area.  While standing there I am reading some of the signs on the wall when I see that my car is next.  The guy gets in and starts my car and when it starts I noticed that my right headlight went out!!!!  Who does that happen to???  I have the car for 6 years and the headlights never went out…and the one time I take my car to be inspected…it dies.  WTF!? 

So standing there embarrassed at this point…I just sat there hoping that something else would fail just so that this trip wouldn’t be a complete waste and the headlight wouldn’t be the one thing that makes my car get…REJECTED!

As my car is coming down the little conveyor belt…passing test after test…the (Filipino) owner of the car behind me walks by me and goes: “Aye, your headlight is out.  You will not pass.”  SHUT THE F UP!  Like I didn’t know that already you stupid Filipino!  Leave it to a Flip to state the obvious in a stupid Filipino accent. 

So my car makes it to the end…and the DMV guy said I could get back in as he is slapping a big fat red REJECED sticker on my windshield for the headlight only.

After getting over the initial shock and embarrassment…I quickly drive over to Pep Boys and tell them that I need new headlights, NOW.   The Pep Boys Dude looks it up and finds that they are out of my stock headlight but they have the "pimp my ride blue crystal halogen headlights available.”  Oh Hell NO!  I don’t want my car looking like a freakin rice rocket.  So I start to walk away and the guy goes wait…I think I found another bulb that will work with you car…I think he thought because I was Asian, I would want the hella hella calified look on my car.  WTF?!

So after waiting an hour for them to change my headlights and rushing back to the DMV to be the last car for re-inspection before closing…I finally got my new tags and all is well.